"I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has."
In 60 years
- grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
- me: *takes a swig of vodka*
- me: *lights up cuban cigar*
- me: *gazes out the window*
- me: my otp will never be canon
- *roll credits*
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”